Do you have trouble falling asleep? If you have “dreamy eyes”, you don’t have to anymore! With Mirror-Eyes 3000, you can now easily fall asleep gazing into your own dreamy eyes. Here’s how it works: we coat the inside of your eyelids with our new ultra-thin mirror substance. So when you close them, you’ll see the reflection of your own eyes, helping you to fall asleep. Optionally, we can also install some back-lighting so that your eyes have that ever-charming sparkle. No more sleepless nights, no more tossing and turning. Get your Mirror-Eyes 3000 treatment today! Terms and Conditions apply – “dreamy eyes” are a prerequisite for this treatment to work properly.
(This invention was inspired by my good friend Ingo. Thanks, bro!)